A Master's Plan From The Tiger
I Figured There Would Be More

It hasn't been long since I spoke about Tiger Woods' sappy second, third and fourth apologies broadcast on national television.  In the week's time that has passed since he shed his carnivorous tears on ESPN, we have heard more tales of newly surfaced indiscriminate text messages and a porn star or two has come clawing out of the woodwork. We've also learned of regal reception Woods himself anticipates at the upcoming Master's Tournament on April 5th.  In spite of all that, his beloved caddy blames this series of scandalous sagas on Woods' friendships with basketball legends Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley, two skilled players, both on and off the court.  It certainly must have been the influence of other athletes which led The Tiger to keep a den of sixteen women at his disposal.  As the Master's Tournament begins next Monday at the Augusta National Golf Club, we will wait, yet again, for another woeful interview from Woods as he begins the green jacket showdown with an individual press conference.  I am certain to be back next week with a review on what will surely be a repeat performance of the tricks of the scaredy cat.



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