Bradley Cooper apparently agrees Ryan Gosling is sexier, too. In an effort to show People their vehement disapproval, and to also protest something that definitely doesn't matter, fans with too much time on their hands stood outside of the magazine's headquarters and chanted, "Bradley Cooper is just fine, but Ryan Gosling is divine."

Cooper told The Graham Norton Show,  "There was such a backlash. Ryan and I were both in Paris this last week and a friend of mine showed me photographs from the paparazzi . And when I say 'friend,' I mean me, alone in my room, looking at the computer," explained Cooper. "And it’s like him walking around and he literally looks like he’s in a photoshoot, like he just came off the runway ... There are [photos] of me, and I literally look like the neighbor who never really comes out of his house, and when he does, you’re like, ‘Maybe you should just stay in." Oh, ok, Quasi Moto.

He also claimed that being named Sexiest Man Alive is "the worst." Uh, really, Bradley? I'm going to go out on a limb and say being named Most Hideous Freak Beast Ever  would be "the worst."

(P.S. you'd make a solid Humble Bragger)