Last night's episode of Jersey Shore was the same as usual: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi in a police car...again, the guys are busy fist-pumping...again. This time though, Snooki is anxiously waiting to see her Gorilla Juicehead Guido boyfriend Jionni arrive in Italy.
Since Snooki wasn't drinking and driving, she got off the hook (from accidentally hitting a cop car) with a bunch of fines, although she isn't allowed to drive in Italy anymore. At least the guidos and guidettes still get to party. That is until one of the girls get into a drunken fight with her boyfriend and it's not Sammi. Snooki's happy reunion with Jionni doesn't last long. Why? She flashes everyone her goods at the club and pisses him off. Hasn't he ever watched Single Snooki on the show? I mean who would Snooki be without the alcohol and cuca peepshow?
At least they, unlike Sam and Ron, don't get physical with each other. Sammi saw a couple's fight from a different perspective and realized how sucky of a position it was to be in. She'll probably never learn her lesson -- just sayin'. Everyone's either looking for Jionni or consoling Snooki, who's falling over herself and yelling to find her man. Well, everyone except Mike, Pauly, and Vinny. When Jionni does shows up, he gets his stuff and leaves. Why fly for 22 hours to stay in Florence for a few hours? Clearly, this kid doesn't have what it takes to meet Snooki's standards. And she's sobbing hysterically to keep him.
Other important notes about this episode: Mike is delusional and tries to convince everyone Jionni has beef with him. Really?! No one cares to think of him so highly except his American DTF buddy, Brittany! She showed up at the house uninvited while everyone - except Snooki - is out clubbing, To get even with Mike, the pint-sized Polizzi places the dumb blonde on his bed until he came home with his latest conquest. Fail, it didn't work, Snooks. Nice try, though!
As for next week, Snooki's got herself a 'Situation' with three guys...and two of them are in the house. Make up your mind already!
Editor's note: Team Jionni!
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