I recall someone asking me who I would hook up with from the cast of Jersey Shore. I hesitantly answered Mike "The Situation," but quickly replaced my slimy answer with Pauly D and his nympho piercing.

But this is now, and that was last week.

One could only imagine my surprise when photos of The Situation and supermodel Bar Refaeli surfaced (Pauly D and cast must have been somewhere in the background). The two were being photographed by Terry Richardson for Interview Magazine.

Only one of two things could possibly be responsible for this travesty:

1. After being invited to Fashion Week, the cast - or maybe just The Situation - used their prying boardwalk eyes to corner an overly drunk editor (who's never even heard of MTV), only to convince them that they were Whitney Port famous, and desperately in search of more publicity. And, we all know how short long that road is.
2. Simple. Bar Refaeli has the hots for the cast. Leonardo DiCaprio not included.

Regardless, Terry Richardson seems to be enjoying the two "juiceheads" - evident by his sharing photos on his diary and working out with the boys. As awkward as it all may seem, who is Jersey Shore's publicist? All things considered, they are doing one hell of a job inching this cast into an industry where they don't want to be seen.

The moment we see Terry Richardson at a tanning booth and shirtless - whilst Pauly D wears his glasses and The Situation carries his camera - we're sending in our resignation letters.