In an unaired clip from Sunday’s episode of Khloe & Lamar, Kim Kardashian has declared her intent to run for mayor of Glendale, California. In the scene, the reality-terrorist and sister Khloe drive around Dallas when the two pass the Ross Perot Museum. An inspired Kim decided to share her plans of a campaign run by her friend Noelle.
"I decided I'm going to run for the mayor of Glendale. So you have to have full residency in Glendale... So for real, Noelle's going to head my campaign, but it's going to be in like 5 years. So I have to buy a house there. You have to buy a house there. Noelle and I are looking into the requirements and I'm literally going to have a huge... She's going to help me with my campaign.” She explained.
Then she threw in the fact that it’s like an “Armenian town,” referencing the city’s large Armenian community, implying that she’s a shoe-in for the job. Upon hearing Kim’s declaration, the much more sensible Khloe sarcastically replies that she will one day become the mayor of Dallas.
What’s crazier than Kim wanting to jump into politics like it's as easy as buying another pair of shoes? Did she even graduate high school? Maybe the fact that city council member and former mayor, Ara Najarian, took her declaration seriously, and offered the reality star the chance to become his honorary chief deputy, "so she can get a few years under her belt in understanding and getting acquainted with the city." Is he crazy too?!
As hilarious as it would be to see Kim run for mayor, it won’t work out for the simple fact that a mayoral term is a commitment of more than 72 days. Oh also that homemade porn video may not fare well with voters. Just sayin'.