We know you all didn't see this one coming, but hotel heiress/former reality star, Paris Hilton, has just been dumped by star DJ Afrojack. According to RadarOnline,  a source cited Hilton wanting to "settle down" and Afrojack wanting to keep partying as the cause of the split. Paris, who is reportedly going through a mid-life crisis amidst her dwindling popularity and ticking maternal clock was apparently blindsided by the breakup.

"Paris is having a hard time adjusting to the fact that she just doesn't have the popularity or cache that she did five years ago. Paris has tons of money, but that isn't enough for her," said the source. "Look, she is still going to clubs on a very frequent basis and she is 31 years old. You don't see a lot of people over 30 going to clubs, it's almost sad to see. Paris would love to be married with kids, it's all she ever talks about, but she hasn't found her Prince Charming yet."

A star mid 20's male DJ not wanting to settle down? Shocker. Hilton, 31, and Afrojack a.k.a Nick van de Wall, 25, had been dating for 6 months, and he even produced tracks for her upcoming album (to many groans). He also defended her often mocked talent to media criticism just 2 weeks ago: "The thing is with her… she’s like one of the most talented performers I know. She may not be a Celine Dion, but she knows how to perform on stage. She knows how to sing, believe it or not ... The girl can sing."

We're gonna go ahead and put this out there, maybe her terrifying bunions were the real cause of the split?