Is anyone including Heidi Montag surprised that her super cool, teddy bear of a heart husband Spencer Pratt is shopping a tell-all book about her?

What will be surprising is if they actually end up getting a real divorce. The verdict is still out on that one. Pratt and Montag, most famous for spreading a rumor that Hills' star Lauren Conrad had a sex tape, oh yeah, and for being reality stars too, were married for a year. They got married on-camera which some would say is to blame for the downfall of any reality TV couple's marriage (just ask Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey) but we're going to go out on a limb here and say it probably has more to do with the fact that Spencer is a lunatic. 

Fans watched his mental health deteriorate on the last season of The Hills to the point where producers actually asked Pratt to take a leave of absence because he threatened one of the producer's life.

Montag for her part is not exactly working with a full deck either. Back in November she got 10 plastic surgeries in one day. Not normal for an over forty year old woman with a few wrinkles let alone a 23 year-old already attractive girl. 

Pratt told Us Weekly of the book that he's not holding anything back. After the public whore out that these two engaged in over the last two years it's surprising if there is anything to hold back. We think we've seen it all.

While no one read Pratt's first book, "How To Be Famous," this one might actually get a reader or two. Who doesn't want to know the behind the scenes antics of The Hills?

And if anyone out of those over paid reality stars should write a tell-all about The Hills it should be Pratt. The rest of them wouldn't give enough of the dirty details away. Pratt has no off button.

Admittedly, Pratt and Montag were missed from the series finale and the back half of the last season of the show. One can only listen to Audrina say nothing for so long before you want to hear from people that actually use complete sentences.

Will there finally be a Lauren/ Heidi reunion? Lauren said if Pratt was out Heidi was back in. Don't go back on your word now L.C.