Do you really want to smell like this?

thesuperficial.com

Snooki announced on The Tonight Show that she will soon be launching a fragrance. She claims the scent will be “flirty and bubbly, you know, like my personality, and obviously something DTF.”

More like WTF. Who wants to smell like Snooki?

If we were being honest, it would be called Jersey Whore and would seriously reek of pickles, stale cigarettes, hairspray, and regret.

(And as for the scent to represent her personality...perhaps Snooki fanatics will end up smelling like meatballs and will have the sudden urge to go clubbing. - Editor)