How can the Jersey Shore ever be successful without Snooki, The Situation and Pauly D? It can’t. Good luck Canada. This neutral country, that obviously can’t decide anything for themselves, has created their own version of The Jersey Shore. “The Lake Shore,” is what they are calling this mess.

Tommy Hollywood and Downtown D are just two of the eight housemates for this season. These young Italian Americans (yes, Americans will be starring in this Canadian show) do nothing more than party and have sex.

Just recently, “The Turk,” real name Sibel Atlug, has been criticized for stating, "I'm not racist because I hate everybody equally. Especially Jewish people." Wonderful.

Even though the Jersey Shore portrays young Americans as vulgar and tacky, they are our vulgar and tacky young men and women. Don't think you can ever compete with that with this new show Canada.