On August 21st, 'progressive' Venice Beach hosts their annual 'Go Topless Day.' Apparently the idea behind the alleged movement is "equality." Their message: if men are legally allowed to expose their breasts, women should be able to as well. But is that what we really want? 

Truthfully, there are enough men with terrible bodies running around topless, the last thing we really want to see is women doing the same. The simple fact is, gravity is not kind as we age. The case is especially true when it comes to breasts. For both women AND men. (Mansierre, anyone?) So why they would be campaigning for more unnecessary exposure is beyond our comprehension.

 If you're going to do a movement, at least make it about something that matters, like transparency on Wall Street. I really don't think women are kept up at night by the fact that they can't take their top off in public. In fact, I imagine most women would rather cover their breasts in public to avoid creepy stares. Now, a topless day for equal pay for women, that's something to get naked about!

So we're calling this day just a reason to go topless, and that's fine, but spinning it as a political movement?

Come on! Just call it what it is: buck wild rebellion!