Worst Person Ever, Kim Jong Il Has Died
North Korea already firing missiles

by David Granlund/Daily News
As it is now widely known, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il has met his end. The 69-year-old loose canon, known for his Napoleon complex  , bouffant hair-do, khaki onesies and generally psychotic behavior, took an il-fated ride on a train last night and suffered a sudden heart attack. Ending his 17 year reign as North Korea's oppressor leader. His mini-me 27-year -old son, Kim Jong Un, is said to be taking over.

Lovely.

In other news, North Korea was already firing test missiles off the east coast this morning. Anonymous South Korean military officials claimed they were "routine drills" that were already scheduled before Kim Jong Il's death and they couldn't confirm the report because doing so would "breach a policy of not commenting on intelligence matters."

Sounds comforting.

In light of all this, and on an optimistic note, without Kim Jong Il,  Bobby Lee and MadTV couldn't have created this:



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