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The blonde bombshell is rolling out his choice creations- which include dogtags and star-etched cufflinks- just in time to satisfy the gag-stocking stuffer gift. Of course, if you're buying these accessories for realsies, um, we can't help you.

According to Open Sky, the hawking these tchotchkes, Fieri says of his own products, "This stuff is off da hook. It's some killer bling. There's a dog tag, cufflinks, a bracelet- the works. It'll make a kewl gift for the holidays." 

Here's wishing Guy some very kewl holiday gifts, too. [Grub Street]