The big story on the New York Post today is that Long Island's 'Hotdog Hooker' Catherine Scalia is in hot water again for slinging more than Ballparks out of her camper. After doing a 4 year stint in jail from 2004 to 2008 for similar charges, the Hotdog Hooker is back in the slammer after an undercover cop caught her offering up off-menu wiener services.
It was only a matter of time before the shameless wiener wrangler was nabbed again as she did little to cover her tracks. Amongst her clearly guilty behavior, she handed out business cards titled "Strips-R-Us" offering "bachelor party" services, "stripteases," and "topless cleaning." She also previously posed for some ridic pics (inset), wieners in hand, chest out, with a mischievous smirk (inset).
Shortly after the arrest she explained to the Post she was only offering up some topless action to the cop, “I mean, what’s wrong with indecent exposure? Showing your chest — how could that be prostitution?”
Yea, those crazy cops! Indecent exposure is totally not an arrestable public offense under New York State Law, Penal Code Section 245.01.
She also apparently prances around the neighborhood advertising her goods, as disgusted neighbor Jem Velasco told the Post, “In the summertime she’s out in her bra and panties. It’s disgusting. She’s filthy, she’s dirty. How could men take that?”
Scalia, however, has a solid defense that is sure to stand up in court, “What do you want?" retorted the chesty entrepreneur, "It was a bad hot-dog day. I sold maybe $5 worth of hot dogs that day.”