Snookie attends the Grammys - wearing a dress that it looks like she had to stuff herself into - whilst the rest of the cast gets invited to particpate in and attend Fashion Week.

Wait, are we still talking about Jersey Shore - where body parts that shouldn't be seen on tv are shown and majority of the cast can't count the vowels in the words Balenciaga or Ann Demeulemeester - that show?

Yes, that show!

Granted, JWOW began her own line of hooker gear apparel, so she's a destined designer that just needs the exposure to land all of her mid-drifts on Anna Wintour's desk, right?

Give or take - we're not jealous or anything - we look forward to giggling over their ensembles at fashion week if we bump into them. However, if they land a major campaign of some sort in the near future, we'll auction our entire yet imaginary Balmain collection off on Ebay.