It's St. Patricks Day; and as much as we are attempting to ignore the mosh pits of green cruising down the Avenue of Americas, we can't.

But we will discuss the buzz on the internet today, starting wtih Suri Cruise's $850 dollar Salvatore Ferragamo handbag.

As a tiny tot for fashion, there are a few differences between Suri and us. Actually, there are several major differences between Suri and us. They are:

Paparazzi: Our intimate days of playing tag, hide-and-seek and obsessing over our favorite pink Hula Hop, did not consist of getting photographed by prying eyes to land on the cover of gossip magazines.

Parents: We didn't have the pleasure to be the offsprings of two of the most famous movie stars in the world. In fact, we didn't have parents who Oprah would dedicate show specials to. Granted, Suri's way more famous than her mother Katie Holmes.

Fashion: Dresses and cute frilly things caught our eyes - just like Suri's - but, we're trying to recall if we wore kitten heels, Christian Louboutin, shopped at Hermes and carried Salvatore Ferragamo bags. We're still trying to recall.