Versace is in trouble - and Donatella isn't having it. Who's going to pay for her bleach dye, bathroom bodyguards and tans if Versace goes under?
The fashion label already pulled the plug on its remaining Japan stores, in addition to opting to outsource to PR Consulting, instead of keeping its US press headquarters, so what's next besides transparent minis and stilt-high platforms?
The blonde bombshell will be designing luxury mobile devices for Versace fans that just have to have everything Versace. That doesn't include you or me - plus, the price is estimated to surpass the phone Dior launched at $5,040.
The good thing is, there will be two launch parties - one scheduled as early as next week. Typically, patrons leave with what's being promoted (that's how I landed my Blackberry), but with the funny money at Versace, I highly doubt that will happen.