You haven't worn a bib in awhile. Or hit someone. (Good job.) And now that the surf is dying down, you deserve to let loose.

Introducing Hammer and Claw's only All-You-Can-Eat Crab Feast, located at the infamous Tunnel. Yes, the tunnel. Now, where 10 years ago you rubbed shoulders with fairies, club kids, Lisa Edelstein, trannys and undoubtably dodged a sure venereal disease or two, now you create the type of camaraderie that comes only with cracking claws, not popping pills. The guests of honor will be blue crabs, bathed in vinegar, beer, and Old-Bay seasoning and set out amongst ears of corn for your pounding pleasure.

(And yes, probably only Joonbug jokes about venereal diseases next to a delectable write up on the tastiest spawn of the sea.)

Thrown by Hammer & Claws, part of the Morgan Restaurant Group, the feast is sure to be extremely organized (which means wacking limited to exoskeleton-ed creatures only) and all jokes aside, certainly sanitary. Best of all, the feast is, as all feasts should be, all-you-can-eat and all-you-can-drink.

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