People are talking about The Social Network.  And, it seems to have made its mark at Provocateur.  It was just another night when Sean Parker, past President of Facebook made his arrival at the super-strict downtown nightclub.  Door goddess, Sheena Tesora, didn't want to let the girls he was with in.  Why? Because they were too short.  No one in the line was surprised.  Provocateur is known for its ultra selective door and it's known around town that they do have a height requirement for the ladies.  Parker, in a monotone rage, promised to erase Tesora from Facebook.

Fact: Sheena's Facebook page is still there.

Fiction: Sean Parker has the ability to 'erase' people from the social network.

Fact: Provocateur refuses entry based on height.

Fiction: Parker was sober.

Fact: Wear heels and expect to be turned away from Provocateur.

With Sheena's refusal being standard, it is, in fact, quite funny that Sean Parker thought he owned the door at Provocateur.  Even you, Social Network figurehead, will be denied at The Gansevoort.