JERSEY SHORE
Is the world's favorite guidette admitting she's bisexual?
These days, however, the pint-sized princess of Poughkeepsie is keeping busy in a committed relationship with Jionni LaValle, who's own appearances on the Shore indicate his disapproval of the over-the-top behavior of his little Snooki.
If you're not sick of the gang and their shenanigans yet, make sure to tune in to MTV every Thursday at 10 for a fun night of killing those smart brain cells.
Joonbug: Did you ever think Jersey Shore was going to be such a hit?
Vinny Guadagnino: I knew the show would be good because of all of the craziness that was taking place on season one but I had no idea it was going to be a cultural phenomenon. The show didn't even have a title when we filmed it, so we had no idea what it would become.
JB: What's the best and worst part about being on the show?
VG: The worst part is being away from my family and friends for extended periods of time when we film and travel. The best part of the show is all of the opportunities that it has given me in the entertainment industry such as acting and other various projects I get to work on to show the creative side to my personality.
Joonbug: What has been the best part of working on Dancing with the Stars?
Karina Smirnoff: My favorite part of working on the show is to be able to meet amazing celebrities and to choreograph and create amazing dances and stories. I love to how the dances come to life and my favorite is watching celebrities fall in love with their dances and the beautiful art of dance.
JB: Who has been your most compatible dance partner on the show?
KS: I've been on the show since season 3. So I have had a slew of partners who I had a lot in common with and some who were quite different from me. But no matter who my partner has been, we have had the same goal and we're in it as a team. I won with JR, who is absolutely amazing. And I think we were extremely compatible, but I really enjoyed dancing, meeting and becoming best friends with Ralph Macchio. He's like my big brother I never had and his family is my extended family for sure!
JB: What has been your greatest accomplishment as a dancer?
Vinny Guadagnino is not exactly the first name that crosses our mind when the subject of college lectures is brought up. Sure, we are fully aware that the least GTL'd out of the Jersey Shore crew is more intelligent than his roommates, but we never would have though he'd be teaching in college!
Vinny taunts doubters on Twitter: "Just spoke to a class at Columbia University on behalf of@dosomething about #antibullying. Shocked?"
During the class, which is named "Mistake, Misconduct, Disaster", Vinny discusses his own personal experiences with target for bullies while growing up and how he learned to fight the wrong way by being a bully himself. “I learned that the best thing you can do is to become a bully, so that you don’t have to be a victim all the time...You really have to know how to insult people in a way that really hurts them on an emotional level.”
She may have taken herself out of Jersey twice, but clearly you couldn't take the Jersey out of her. No wait, she's actually from Staten Island...she just acts like she's fom Jersey...with a Staten Island accent. Ok, um how does Jersey Shore even make any sense?!
Anyways, back to Angelina Pivarnick, the notorious s**t-talker of the first 2 seasons of the MTV phenomenon. After swearing off the television show for good, the self-proclaimed "Kim Kardashian of Staten Island" is trying to make it in the industry on her own. But not before enduring more drama with haters everywhere.
A girl does not deserve to have her boyfriend leave her at a club...right?
Last night's episode of Jersey Shore was the same as usual: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi in a police car...again, the guys are busy fist-pumping...again. This time though, Snooki is anxiously waiting to see her Gorilla Juicehead Guido boyfriend Jionni arrive in Italy.
Since Snooki wasn't drinking and driving, she got off the hook (from accidentally hitting a cop car) with a bunch of fines, although she isn't allowed to drive in Italy anymore. At least the guidos and guidettes still get to party. That is until one of the girls get into a drunken fight with her boyfriend and it's not Sammi. Snooki's happy reunion with Jionni doesn't last long. Why? She flashes everyone her goods at the club and pisses him off. Hasn't he ever watched Single Snooki on the show? I mean who would Snooki be without the alcohol and cuca peepshow?
On the other end of the web-cam, I feign disbelief at other’s ignorance, when I myself may just be the ignorant one: never, even with my seven years of liberal arts schooling, with specialty courses on the Harlem Renaissance, had I heard or read about black cowboys. “Even the adults don’t know,” Harris claims, when I question the children’s reactions to Cross that River. “There’s an embarrassment factor, even with older people of color. My generation and older, we grew up with stereotypes on TV that were really negative for people of color, but there was more to what we were about besides washing dishes or picking cotton. For about 20-25 years, we were really a part of a noble cause, which was the making of the cowboy out West. We were written out of this when Hollywood came into play, even though about 40% of cowboys on those trails were men of color.”
Seriously?
Snooki announced on The Tonight Show that she will soon be launching a fragrance. She claims the scent will be “flirty and bubbly, you know, like my personality, and obviously something DTF.”
More like WTF. Who wants to smell like Snooki?
If we were being honest, it would be called Jersey Whore and would seriously reek of pickles, stale cigarettes, hairspray, and regret.
(And as for the scent to represent her personality...perhaps Snooki fanatics will end up smelling like meatballs and will have the sudden urge to go clubbing. - Editor)
Ouch!
MTV's Jersey Shore may be raking in the dough for themselves, as well as the network, to showcase their "Guido" lifestyles of GTL & fist-pumping, but seems like not everyone is a fan.
Preppy clothing company Abercrombie & Fitch has always been accustomed to attracting customers through their cute ensemble pieces and good-looking (semi-naked) models on their ads. However, they are not happy with the unofficial attention being given by Jersey's favorite partygoers. More specifically, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. Perchance this is a nicer way for the company to tell 29-year-old Sitch to ditch the duds since he's not exactly in their target age demographic? Just sayin'.
And on the 7th day, God created DVR. Praise be, it's the only way you've made it out of the house the last two Thursdays, fearing you'll miss some drunken hook-up, wipe-out or smack-down in the streets of Florence.
Introducing DJ Pauly D, the infectious personality on MTV's The Jersey Shore, who will be making his first DJ appearance since returning from Italy. Will he be able to he be able to spin pizzas as good as he spins records? (Or vice versa) You'll have the whole season to be the judge, but let this one Labor Day performance be the proper summer send-off. And of course, this involves lots of cabanas for smushing, a pool deck to flaunt those implants, and of course, some furious fist-pumping.
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