PAULY D
And on the 7th day, God created DVR. Praise be, it's the only way you've made it out of the house the last two Thursdays, fearing you'll miss some drunken hook-up, wipe-out or smack-down in the streets of Florence.
Introducing DJ Pauly D, the infectious personality on MTV's The Jersey Shore, who will be making his first DJ appearance since returning from Italy. Will he be able to he be able to spin pizzas as good as he spins records? (Or vice versa) You'll have the whole season to be the judge, but let this one Labor Day performance be the proper summer send-off. And of course, this involves lots of cabanas for smushing, a pool deck to flaunt those implants, and of course, some furious fist-pumping.
Are Britney Spears and Jersey Shore's Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio hooking up? Well no, but this picture would suggest so otherwise!
Actually, this image is taken from a Femme Fatale concert, last night in Montreal. The blonde bombshell looked sexier than ever during a performance of her song "Lace & Leather", which fans now know as a segment in the concert for one lucky guy to receive a lap dance from Britney.
Who's the person did Ms. Spears choose for her special treat? Pauly D, arguably the most likable of the Jersey Shore crew. He joined the tour this Monday (in Boston) as an opening act for both Nicki Minaj & Britney herself and will continue to do so for the rest of the tour.
Snooki, the Situation, Pauly D and the rest of the tanned trainwrecks of the Jersey Shore are going to be replaced!
After wrapping up shooting for Season 4 in Italy - and is scheduled to premiere on MTV 08/04/11 - US Weekly reports the Guidos & Guidettes are getting ready to shoot their final season next month back in Seaside Heights, NJ.
Reason for the recasting? Perhaps the gang has gotten too classy after their adventures overseas...ha. By bringing in a new cast, the show would be much cheaper to produce.
How can the Jersey Shore ever be successful without Snooki, The Situation and Pauly D? It can’t. Good luck Canada. This neutral country, that obviously can’t decide anything for themselves, has created their own version of The Jersey Shore. “The Lake Shore,” is what they are calling this mess.
Tommy Hollywood and Downtown D are just two of the eight housemates for this season. These young Italian Americans (yes, Americans will be starring in this Canadian show) do nothing more than party and have sex.
Jersey Shore's Pauly D will become DJ Pauly D at Pacha on Thursday October 28, 2010 from 7pm-12am to benefit Boomer Esiason Foundation. The $100 ticket will include a 5 hour open bar and food by Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar. A special appearance by the New York Jets Flight Crew Cheerleaders as well as raffle prizes and costume contests will highlight the Refi Rock Halloween Party. Get your tickets now to see Pauly D turn the tables live at Pacha.
Attention to all the Jersey Shore fans out there and the rest who just watch for some laughs! You will soon be able to get your own personal dose of Pauly D. Pauly D. just started filming his own reality show last week in his Rhode Island hometown and continued in Vegas this week. The show is tentatively called "Pauly's Entourage" and will follow him as he DJ's around the country. His road manager, his bodyguard and a childhood friend will also star.
So get your gel,get your t-shirt and GTL!
I recall someone asking me who I would hook up with from the cast of Jersey Shore. I hesitantly answered Mike "The Situation," but quickly replaced my slimy answer with Pauly D and his nympho piercing.
But this is now, and that was last week.
One could only imagine my surprise when photos of The Situation and supermodel Bar Refaeli surfaced (Pauly D and cast must have been somewhere in the background). The two were being photographed by Terry Richardson for Interview Magazine.
Only one of two things could possibly be responsible for this travesty:
- After being invited to Fashion Week, the cast - or maybe just The Situation - used their prying boardwalk eyes to corner an overly drunk editor (who's never even heard of MTV), only to convince them that they were Whitney Port famous, and desperately in search of more publicity. And, we all know how short long that road is.
- Simple. Bar Refaeli has the hots for the cast. Leonardo DiCaprio not included.
Snookie attends the Grammys - wearing a dress that it looks like she had to stuff herself into - whilst the rest of the cast gets invited to particpate in and attend Fashion Week.
Wait, are we still talking about Jersey Shore - where body parts that shouldn't be seen on tv are shown and majority of the cast can't count the vowels in the words Balenciaga or Ann Demeulemeester - that show?
Yes, that show!
Granted, JWOW began her own line of hooker gear apparel, so she's a destined designer that just needs the exposure to land all of her mid-drifts on Anna Wintour's desk, right?
Give or take - we're not jealous or anything - we look forward to giggling over their ensembles at fashion week if we bump into them. However, if they land a major campaign of some sort in the near future, we'll auction our entire yet imaginary Balmain collection off on Ebay.
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