CHELSEA HANDLER
We love Chelsea Handler. How could you not? Her deadpan sense of humor, brutal honesty, and couldn't-give-a-sh*t-what-you-think-attitude are just some of her endearing qualities. Sure, she's famous and rich and ridiculously successful, but most of all she's real. In Hollywood, that's hard to come by.
In her latest interview with MORE magazine, Chelsea reveals she rekindled her relationship (yay!) with hotelier Andre Balazs in February after splitting last year. She tells MORE, "My boyfriend, André...We just got back together literally yesterday. We had dated for nine months, a long-distance relationship with all the stresses and traveling and running around. It wasn’t a real life; we weren’t living together." She elaborates, “So, André came to me yesterday and said, ‘I think we have to try to make this work again.’ And I agreed because we’re still madly in love, and he has done a lot of the things I’ve asked him to, and I’ve done a lot of the stuff he’s asked me to. It’s just a matter of understanding each other better — getting to know what the other person’s needs are and not basing all your behavior on your own desire.”
She also drops a few bombs on everyone's favorite ice queen, Angelina Jolie, "You just know as a woman, when you see another woman, if that's a woman you can trust," said Handler, referring to Jolie as the "opposite of a girl's girl," and not "someone I would have a close friendship with." Handler, who is famously close with Jennifer Aniston had previously called Jolie a "home-wrecker" and has since refused to apologize for it. (Gotta love how Chelsea sticks to her guns though!)
Last night I went to the screening of the new movie This Means War, starring Chris Pine, Reese Witherspoon and Thomas Hardy. It's a cute romantic comedy/action movie. Without giving away too much, is pretty much about two hot federal agents who meet and fight over courting the same girl. I think she made the wrong choice in the end, but I guess you will have to find out for yourself when the movie comes out nationwide on Valentine's day. The movie was cute, but I will not be watching it ever again. I seriously think there is something wrong with Reese Witherspoon's face (esp around the mouth region) so I found it hard to really believe that these two smoking hot guys in the movie were fighting over her. I would have liked to have seen someone else in the role, maybe someone more like Blake Lively. Chelsea Handler was hilarious in the movie, after watching this movie and a few episodes of her new TV show Are You There, Chelsea? I really love her as a actor, and can't wait to see the other projects she's going to be featured in.
Sophie Monk is on the market once again. She was supposed to get married to the 51-year-old businessman Jimmy Esebag but the 31-year-old singer/actress ended the engagement less than two months after announcing their union.
She confirmed the split to Chelsea Handler on a recently taped episode of Chelsea Lately telling the host "I'm newly single." She didn't give any proper reason for that separation.
Monk's next relationship might be a bit different than her previous ones... She told Handler that she might "turn Samantha Ronson."
50 Cent, it's ancient history.
Chelsea Handler, 35, has found someone new to knock around with: Uma Thurman's ex beau hotelier Andre Balazs, 53.
They have been caught making out this week-end at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah. Multiple witnesses report that the duo have been seen kissing at Bing Bar and holding hands at TAO.
"They were very touchy-feely, both laughing and really happy. They looked totally smitten," a source told People Magazine.
Chelsea Handler sure has a thing for rappers! We thought she was just friendly on her show, but apparently she's been liking one of her guests more than the rest--50 Cent.
Despite her denial, Chelsea and 50 Cent have been going on lunch dates and were even spotted on Halloween leaving a restaurant in Malibu.
The two have been seen together multiple times this month, but Ms. Handler tweeted very early in October that nothing was going on and she would let us know if there was.
Looks a little suspicious Missy. Especially because you just disappeared in 50's Rolls Royce.
Seems Kanye has found a follower. Cannon, obviously wayyy too sensitive to take the humor of the amazing Chelsea Handler, fires back on twitter with the most insane and degrating insults. Maybe we could understand his attack if it were a two-way war, which was absolutely not the case.
Some of the hits targeting Handler included sleeping with the head of E! for her show, sharing testosterone tips with 50 Cent and tattooing G-Unit to her balls.
The only thing Cannon is doing by this is ruining his ratings and proving his lack of class. This guys needs a serious reality check!
The woman behind Lil Rae Cakes is Jenny Rae, who started the successful “cake-ball” bakery after prompting from friends and family. Taste one or two of her cake balls and you can see why. Biting into a Lil Rae Cake is like biting into a piece of your southern grandma’s secret family recipe. It is both immensely rich and dense but perfectly light and fluffy at the same time. The vanilla is reminiscent of the animal cookies of your childhood. The lemon inspires visions of a gorgeous lemon pound cake with vanilla frosting dripping down the sides. And, luckily for all of us, that is just the beginning.
Chelsea Handler has found herself smack in the middle of her own celebrity scandal. A controversial sex tape starring comedian has surfaced. Though the video starts out as Chelsea recording a stand-up routine, it cuts into Chelsea and a male partner with a British accent engaging in intercourse. Handler claims the tape is real, but that it's a joke. The tape was made about ten years ago and Chelsea claims she used it as an audition tape.
RadarOnline reports (with slightly TMI if you ask me), "Chelsea, is on all fours on a bed naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera. Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act. At the end of the "performance" Chelsea's partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, "Did we get the (bleep) shot?" Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment."
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