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No More Montag--Now She's a Co-Host

Not to waste more precious time on Heidi Montag Pratt, but her co-host spot on The View—are you serious?

Heidi will be filling in for Elisabeth Hasselback on October 1st while she is on maternity leave. Come on, now—isn’t this show supposed to be about intelligent, adult topics? I don’t think her nude spread in Playboy would be appropriate for daytime viewers. Nor, do I think they would care. The republican reality star donned herself as the “modern day Mother Theresa” on her View appearance in June. Since then, The Hollywood Gossip reports, Heidi has Twittered about Jesus 9-10 times daily, appeared on NBC’s, “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here”—where husband, Spencer claimed they were too famous for the show; and sang at the Miss Universe pageant—no applause necessary. I don’t know what ABC is thinking, but I’m sure interested to hear what “thought out, intelligent” things she has to say—or lack there of. [The Hollywood Gossip]

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Heidi Montag Goes Nude for Playboy

Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad’s loser friend from the hit MTV show The Hills seems to be desperate for some sort of fame. As if plastic surgery and appearing on that train-wreck of a show “I’m a Celebrity - Get me Out of Here!”, the young star has decided to appear in the September issue of Playboy. As if we didn’t see that coming…

An unnamed source told People magazine that she will pose nude “tastefully” in the upcoming issue. Honestly, kudos to Heidi for making such a… constructive decision in regard to her “career”. Hopefully, Spencer won’t be in the Playboy spread with her although I’m sure he tried.