BARS NYC
Once again, the impending doom of another dolorous work weeks loom heavy on the minds of the feisty, over-worked proletariat! In the consummate war against apathy, monotony, and all the other odious byproducts of respectability and reason, there is only one true salvation: seizing the raucous potential embedded within even the most unassuming of evenings!
Fear not.The doctor is in, and doling out copious handfuls of revelry—one day at a time!
Monday
Wine School
When: Monday, March 5th: 6pm
Where: City Winery
Imagine each night of the week as an opportunity to further expand your palate. Like muscle, one’s capacity for revelry is subject to diminishing returns—i.e. the implementation of “shock” workouts is necessary to ensure one’s appetite for nocturnal sojourns remains fresh. The remedy lies in diversity: a quaint, cozy night with some delectable beverages; juxtaposed the next day against a roaring, inferno of fiesta. The cure to overcoming mundanity lies within the flighty allure of Adventure—give in!
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