DANGEROUS MUSE
DJ Lindsay Luv is coming back to NY with a bang! Our favorite NY lady DJ had built up both her music biz and DJ career for the last decade in NY and one day decided she was ready for a new challenge and headed out west to take on Hollywood.
Seems her move couldn’t have been a better addition to her ever-evolving DJ career as since she landed in her new sunny home we have seen her playing the likes of the legendary Playboy Mansion, establishing residencies at Hollywood hotspots like the Mondrian Skybar summer pool parties, the Viceroy, TeaRoom and Las Palmas, DJing events for the LA Film Festival, tapings for The Bachelorette, Nickelodeon and a launch for Project Runway, being praised by style blogs for her stand-out fashion at many red carpet events and popping up in the gossip rags for hobnobbing with celebrities like Carmelo Anthony and Mel B at gigs. She is soon set to be the summer featured DJ in an interview by top brand Armani Exchange and has been popping up in worldwide publications like UK arts magazine and blog, Fault. In addition, her collaborative produced remixes for artists on the rise like Dangerous Muse and Kimberly Cole have been hitting the airwaves to great acclaim!
I'm not sure exactly where to start. I haven't written in a long time, and I am not sure why. It definitely isn't due to a lack of things happening. I haven't fallen into a pit of self-loathing or been sitting at home for days on end watching Rock Of Love reruns on VH1 while testing out various kinds of microwave popcorn, convinced the next one may really taste exactly like Movie Theater Popcorn...ok well the second scenario may have been true, but alas, I just haven't been inspired to write.
They say some things are better left to memory, and while I wish I could say this was the reasoning behind my absence, those that know me, and how many pictures I like to take, will call my bluff. So yeah, this blog could just be the ramblings of another flight to Los Angeles with nothing to do but try and stretch in a cramped seat and read countless gossip mags about Kim Kardashian's new bikini body and her diet secrets. If there is one thing I have learned from my years of pitiful airport consumption of trashy tabloids, it is that no diet secret actually exists and that cellulite is simply genetic. So here is Lindsay Luv's secret to dieting, one that I rarely adhere to yet feel is foolproof in theory: Stop EATING Everything. It truly is that simple. A colonic is a just an especially big shit, and diet pills are a just fancy speed. If your heart is faster than a speeding bullet or your shit is on fire, then chances are you will either die from a heart attack or sheer embarrassment.
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