Sorry, Ladies

Today, for our completely out of left field news of the day, we have the engagement of Paul Walker and UCSB student Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell. Young Jasmine is just 19 years old, but the two have been dating for 3 years - so they know it’s for real. (Although us here at Joonbug and I'm sure the rest of the world had no idea he was with her) Walker, 35, has a daughter named Meadow Rain with an ex-girlfriend, but this will be the first marriage for both. An insider close to the couple told Star Magazine, “Paul is very happy [and] their age difference doesn’t scare him, he knows she’s the one.” On the saner side of this story, the insider does say the couple isn’t in any hurry to rush down the aisle. Paul will be busy this year doing press for “Fast & Furious,” the 18th film in the series. We kid, we kid. It’s only the fourth, which is slightly less horrifying. Right?

Leaving you with just a taste...