Casting is currently underway for Gordon Ramsay's "Kitchen Nightmares" on Fox. The disgruntled restauranteur is back for another round of reviving heinous restaurants. Is your restaurant failing, are you lacking customers or could you just use a good reprimanding by Gordon Ramsey? Then email casting immediately at firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com.
You may also nominate a crappy restaurant you know, anonymously of course. Be sure to include your name, contact info, name of your restaurant, where you are located, type of cuisine you serve, how many seats you have, how long you have been open, photos or website (if available), and most importantly, why you need Ramsey's help! The longer the sob story, the better.