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Kaput: Heidi Klum Moving Forward with Divorce

Initially they kept their wedding bands on and vowed to love one another despite going their separate ways, fueling rumors that reconciliation was possible.

Just days after the split, Seal was wearing his ring in what he referred to as, “it’s just pretty much a token of how I feel about this woman. We have eight years together. Just because we have decided to separate doesn’t necessarily mean you take off your ring and you’re no longer connected to that person.”

Well, if Heidi has it her way this marriage is over! They have had very little contact and Heidi wants to keep it this way. A source tells People, “She feels less stressed out now and feels it’s best to be away from Seal, so she doesn’t get confused about her feelings. She is moving forward with the divorce.” "They had both been wearing their wedding rings and had mutually thought they might be able to work it out," "But it doesn't look like it's going that way.”

This is sad news for Hollywood couples. If their love couldn’t make it, what hope do other Celeb couples have?

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V-Day Special: Biggest Celebrity Breakups

Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love and the special bond between two people. Well, not here. We are here to give you guys the anti-Valentine’s Day article with the biggest celebrity breakups of this past year. You’re welcome.

Back in October of 2010, pop mega star Katy Perry married British funny man Russell Brand. A whole 14 months later the couple calls it quits and they filed for divorce. Well, I should say Russel filed for divorce. It seems that Katy wanted Russel to file for the divorce so that she would not upset her evangelical Christian parents by ending the marriage herself. Um, no offense but have they heard her first single? Anyway, the judge has granted the former couple a divorce but it will not be finalized till July. Out of all the celebrity couples, we aren’t that surprised that this one didn’t work out. Called it from the beginning!

Young love never does last. Chord Overstreet and Emma Roberts have proven this theory. Just this past December, the Glee star confirmed that he is indeed dating Emma, after months of being seen with each other. According to sources, the Scream 4 actress was very cold to Chord in the weeks leading up to their split. A close source had said, "Emma told Chord he didn't need to spend New Year's with her. It was just her and her girlfriends, a tradition she always does," and, "Emma is pretty difficult to be in a relationship with." Yeah, it definitely seems that way. According to US Weekly, during a Golden Globes after party, Chord was left waiting outside alone at the CAA party at the Sunset Hotel. Emma was supposed to come outside to get her boyfriend but never did and apparently was ignoring all of his text messages. He was overheard saying, “Emma does this all the time she doesn’t want to see me.” Aw, poor guy. We just don’t see how you can be mean to such a cute face!! Well, the couple did eventually call it quits and he is back on the market ladies! Singing “Summer Lovin’” on Glee was definitely appropriate we think. He did look super cute all Danny Zuko-ed up.

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Heidi & Seal Call It Quits
Hell has officially frozen over as the couple we least expected to break up has booked a trip to divorce court. Heidi Klum, 38, and Seal, 48, confirmed their rumored separation yesterday after being married for almost seven years. It has been been revealed that the singer's uncontrollable temper was a definitive factor in the decision, with the Project Runway host fearful of the negative influence it had on the kids. Along with Seal's anger issues, it was said that Klum's exhausting schedule was another reason why the couple grew apart.

“It was a long time in coming,” an unknown close source says.

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The Funniest Twitter Users You've Never Heard Of

Despite its rise to dominance, Twitter still has a lot of haters. If you're one of them, chances are you haven't joined, or worse: you're following the wrong people. Before you can retort by saying, "Listen, my 14 friends and hilarious uncle are all I need in my life," do yourself a favor and follow some really funny people. If the only names that come to mind are Stephen Colbert and Conan O'Brien, never fear: Joonbug has navigated the treacherous depths of the Twittersphere for its funniest users.

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Celebrity Tips for Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

Is is better to buy flowers or chocolates to your beloved? Would she/he prefer a fancy restaurant or just hanging at home?

Be ready to take notes...

Seal plays it like he doesn't have a plan to surprise her lover on the day.

Heidi Klum prefers more intimate expressions of love. She asked her husband if he could sing for her naked!

Victoria's Secret models suggest not forgetting or being late, and to surprise with flowers and candies.

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Not Your Typical Club Hits

With a new album coming out on November 9, the experimental indie group Animal Collective has teamed up with PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) for a separate endeavor. Known as a group of animal loving musicians (as if the name wasn’t enough), the partnership has been organized as a protest to the upcoming Canadian seal-hunting season, which begins six days after their new album is released.

The campaign, which features an ad with the band wearing white shirts adorned with an adorable seal illustration and a short, online video, is a blatant comment on the overly cruel practice of using spiked clubs to bludgeon and remove seals from their natural habitat. The video, which lasts nearly a minute and a half, explains the reasoning for the groups involvement in the campaign and explores band member Geologist’s (a.k.a. Brian Weitz) collegiate experiences studying biology and environmental policy. “We really like animals and seals, especially,” he says.

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Karl Lagerfeld Has an Opinion on Everything

"No one wants to see curvy women," "You've got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying that thin models are ugly." I know your wondering who the malicious person behind these careless remarks is... the one and only Karl Lagerfeld. Known as the head of luxury labels Fendi and Chanel, the ever so vocal designer claims there is no space on the runway for fat girls. When Lagerfeld says fat, what he is actually talking about is any size above a 4. “One year Karl Lagerfeld was refusing to make clothes for women of a certain size, and the next year he was asking me to play the Fendi party,” notes lead singer of Gossip and poster girl for this whole movement Beth Ditto, who is a stunning size 28.

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Heidi Klum and Seal Say No to McCain

Powerhouse couple Heidi Klum and Seal are two more people on the long list of celebrity Obama supporters. In recent reports they have claimed that they would actually move out of the country if John McCain is elected president of the United States. Seal told the press that if elected, McCain will only drive the nation further down into the ground than Bush already has. He even stated that leaving the country for political reasons would be no problem for them. But Heidi, what about Project Runway?!?