A girl does not deserve to have her boyfriend leave her at a club...right?
Last night's episode of Jersey Shore was the same as usual: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi in a police car...again, the guys are busy fist-pumping...again. This time though, Snooki is anxiously waiting to see her Gorilla Juicehead Guido boyfriend Jionni arrive in Italy.
Since Snooki wasn't drinking and driving, she got off the hook (from accidentally hitting a cop car) with a bunch of fines, although she isn't allowed to drive in Italy anymore. At least the guidos and guidettes still get to party. That is until one of the girls get into a drunken fight with her boyfriend and it's not Sammi. Snooki's happy reunion with Jionni doesn't last long. Why? She flashes everyone her goods at the club and pisses him off. Hasn't he ever watched Single Snooki on the show? I mean who would Snooki be without the alcohol and cuca peepshow?
Snooki announced on The Tonight Show that she will soon be launching a fragrance. She claims the scent will be “flirty and bubbly, you know, like my personality, and obviously something DTF.”
More like WTF. Who wants to smell like Snooki?
If we were being honest, it would be called Jersey Whore and would seriously reek of pickles, stale cigarettes, hairspray, and regret.
(And as for the scent to represent her personality...perhaps Snooki fanatics will end up smelling like meatballs and will have the sudden urge to go clubbing. - Editor)
The legend of the Jersey Shore cast just keeps on growing. Wednesday night I was able to attend the YRB Magazine party over at District 36 in midtown west. The party was to celebrate the magazines recent cover which included Snooki, Deena, and Sammi. (JWow too cool???)
If you were able to snag a wrist band at the door, vodka drinks were on the house all night. What would a Jersey Shore party be without plenty of alcohol. To say that the bartenders were being generous that night would be an understatement. I think my drinks were 9/10th's vodka and 1/10th whatever else they felt like adding to it. Adding to the nights festivities was the $30 tattoo parlor special happening in the downstairs area of the club. Two chairs were set up with artists, ready to factor into what most likely was a huge morning regret for whatever drunkard wandered down there and decided on a whim to get some ink. I myself had to be talked out of getting one by the end of the night, so a special thank you to that sober friend. Without her I would have most likely woken up with Snooki written across my chest. Spinning at the club was DJ Brian (I prefer a more compelling name for my DJs), Roxy Cottontail, and DJ Toro (like that!).
Snooki, the Situation, Pauly D and the rest of the tanned trainwrecks of the Jersey Shore are going to be replaced!
After wrapping up shooting for Season 4 in Italy - and is scheduled to premiere on MTV 08/04/11 - US Weekly reports the Guidos & Guidettes are getting ready to shoot their final season next month back in Seaside Heights, NJ.
Reason for the recasting? Perhaps the gang has gotten too classy after their adventures overseas...ha. By bringing in a new cast, the show would be much cheaper to produce.
Snooki, The Situation, DJ Pauly D, JWOWW and the rest of the cast will be heading to Italy for the season 4 of MTV's show. That's what the network announced on Tuesday.
"While the stateside Jersey Shore locales have become iconic for our audience ... Europe is a fresh spin on a show that continues to reach new heights for us. The cast is headed to the birthplace of the culture they love and live by. We can't wait to see what erupts as a result."
The cast might even stop by Vinny Guadagnino's house (one of the main character) to pay a visit to his relatives and enjoy a Guadagnino style dinner!
The season is set to begin production in the spring over the Atlantic and will air later this year.
Snooki, also known as the Pickle Princess after her Halloween attire, is turning 23 and throwing a huge fist pumping fest party at Pacha next weekend.
The party will be sponsored by LifeStyles condoms and the company will most likely be giving away free condoms at the event.
She apparently turned down many alcohol companies because she didn't want her guidettes to be drinking cheap alcohol. Only the finest, Snooks!
Nicole is really happy that LifeStyles is responsible for her birthday bash. She is a firm believer in safe sex and even has a personal message,"If you are going to have sex, do it safely. It is going to be a great party!"
Let's hope it really is a 'safe'' party! No "smushing" in the club please!
How can the Jersey Shore ever be successful without Snooki, The Situation and Pauly D? It can’t. Good luck Canada. This neutral country, that obviously can’t decide anything for themselves, has created their own version of The Jersey Shore. “The Lake Shore,” is what they are calling this mess.
Tommy Hollywood and Downtown D are just two of the eight housemates for this season. These young Italian Americans (yes, Americans will be starring in this Canadian show) do nothing more than party and have sex.
Snooki has recently opened up about her boyfriend Jionni LaValle, sharing his desire of staying out of the public eye. Supposedly, LaValle is an aspiring teacher and wants nothing to do with the endless partying, publicity or Jersey Shore series. Wow, he actually sounds like a winner.
Good luck holding on to him Miss. Pickle Princess!
This is just too funny! Most people have decided to dress as The Jersey Shore characters for Halloween, but Ellen DeGeneres has taken this idea to the next level - she is Snooki's Poof.
What makes this costume by far the best is the fact that the Poof has paired itself with an orange cabbage patch doll - obviously Snooki's double!
Hopefully Ellen enters a costume contest. Who could possibly beat this?